John Doll

This doll has no sexual extensions or orifices. Try appreciating John for his mind, his manners, his comatose zest for life! Anyway, John is lifesize, won’t snore in bed, never talks back and is self educated. Great for bachelorette parties, individuals stuck in a rut over failed relationships, working out at the gym, etc. John is dark haired, has blue eyes, a great smile and has an annoying thin mustache. Dress him up and have some fun.