Retired Parking PermitPrint
You may be retired, but if you don't qualify for a handicapped sticker to get a choice spot in the lot, you can create your own Retired Parking Permit. If you warn the neighborhood that you're officially retired, nobody will be surprised when you take up two spaces at the mall or block him in his driveway so you can get to Bingo a little bit faster. The guy you backed into, will understand why, when he sees “I Will PARK Where I Want: Preferred Parking Permit” hanging from your rear view mirror. It's perfect for the soon-to-be retiree who never has been good at parking.