Rubber Chicken

What’s so funny about a Rubber Chicken? Is it the soft, whackable girth of the bird itself? Or the helpless facial expression? Maybe it’s those pathetic little wings, or the plain fact that it’s plucked. Nevertheless, the classic Rubber Chicken is a universal symbol of humor, and we have the best in the world. 20 inches long and made of soft rubber that feels like plucked chicken skin; even the Colonel would agree there is nothing closer to the real thing